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Once upon a time… Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin Decided to Meet

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Once upon a time…the Big Three – Stalin, Roosevelt and Churchill decided to meet and divide the world. Along with serious discussions Churchill offered to fool around and to make some experiments using a beautiful Sheikh’s Persian cat voluntarily to eat English mustard.

The first was Churchill – started pushing in the cat’s mouth a silver tea spoon full of English mustard. Churchill pushed the spoon…pushed the spoon in the cat’s mouth…the harder he pushed in the stronger the cat got…and in the end the cat was lucky to escape.

Roosevelt took his turn:

-You British don’t know… Have a belief and try it in a democratic way,- he said and took out some salami, chopped it into small pieces, smeared a bit of English mustard and arranged a special pile for the cat to eat. But the Persian cat was so demanding about the food, so Roosevelt failed.

Finally came Stalin’s turn. He caught the beautiful,bushy cat’s tail,pushed it quickly in the jar full of mustard and allowed the cat to go and hide under the table. Then the cat started to Meow…Meow..Meow, licking the dirty and smelly tail. Just to wash out the mustard.

Then Stalin, pleased of himself, said :

– Here in our country Russia, we manage in this way- voluntarily and with a song in the heart.

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