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"GOD has not called me to be successful. He called me to be Faithful… Never forget or neglect anyone because nobody knows what's coming tomorrow. You will know their value when you can't meet them once again in the lifetime." Mother Teresa "The more society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it…. If you loved someone, you loved him, and when you had nothing else to give, you still gave him love." George Orwell
A duck walked into a feed store and asked: ”Got any duck feed?”
The woman said: ”No, we don’t have a market for it so we don’t carry it.”
The duck said: ”Okay”. And left.
The next day the duck walked in to the feed store and said: ”Got any duck feed?”
Again the woman said: ” No “. And the duck left.
Next day the duck walked in and said: ”Got any duck feed?”
The woman said again: ”I’ve told you twice, we don’t have duck feed, we’ve never had duck feed and we never will have duck feed. If you ask me again, I’ll nail your feet to the floor.”
The duck left.
The next day, the duck walked in and said: ”Got any nails?”
”No,” came the reply….”Got any duck feed?”…….